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C-1 Grand Prix!
[C-1 Grand Prix]
- So, we're back. It's C-1 Grand Prix. - Excuse me.
- Yes? - I don't know what you're talking about.
C-1 Grand Prix is...
"Summoning Grand Prix".
"Summoning Grand Prix"?!
It's been "Summoning Grand Prix" and "Questions Grand Prix" up until now.
- What was it again? - A quiz?
- Self-study? - Self-study?!
I remember that.
- "J-1 Grand Prix". - I want to do everything from A to Z.
You don't have to do it all, but C is "Summoning Grand Prix".
- That's a crazy way of putting it. - Yeah.
When we were little, we'd fight with our classmates and say, "Stop it."
And we'd say, "I'm sorry," and say, "I'm sorry," and that's it.
And we'd say, "Let's be friends again tomorrow," and stuff like that.
But adult fights aren't really fun.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
So it doesn't end there.
- We have our own rules and stuff like that. - We need to be disciplined.
If you see them fighting from above and say, "What are you doing? Calm down."
Sometimes you end up going against their feelings of fighting.
- Discipline isn't something you need skills for. - That's true.
- Yeah. - That's true.
So we're going to make sure that adults around us don't fight.
We're going to strengthen our discipline.
And we're going to do a "J-1 Grand Prix" where we decide who's best at it.
- Yeah. - It's a lot more useful than "J-1".
- There's a lot of places you can actually use this. - Yeah, there might be.
I heard that there's been a lot of sudden fights today.
- Huh?! - Huh?!
One person at a time.
The person who's "bad" comes up first.
- Toshimitsu is the one who calmed down the most. - Yeah.
He doesn't feel bad and decides whether or not he wants to fight again.
- Yeah. - That's all there is to it.
So, which one do you want us to do first?
Well...
- T-this one? - Hahaha!
- That's so close! - Then we'll do it in this chair.
I thought you said you'd do it further away.
Well, it looks like we're ready for the situation, so let's leave it up to you, Toshimitsu.
Now, please open your eyes.
One, two...
Hey!
Oh...
The other day, Toshimitsu's...
Yeah?
You know, the video he was watching at Fukuoka Live...
I thought it was A-1.
Oh, that was it.
Yeah.
Thank you for waiting.
Oh, here it is.
It's like a self-introduction at a restaurant.
It's like a self-introduction.
The fried chicken here is really good.
It's good!
I'm definitely going to order this.
No, I want to eat this.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
Oh, it's huge.
Should I eat two of these?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
One, two...
Wait a minute.
I'm going to put a lemon on it!
What?
Wait a minute.
Can you see it?
I can't put a lemon on it.
It's being put on.
I want you to eat something delicious.
The reason why it's being put on is...
Because you like it.
The lemon is the same.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
There are two of them, so can I put two of them on it?
That's right.
Don't put it on it!
I don't think you're that strict about what you put on it.
Why is your side like that?
What do you call it?
A character like a skeleton...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Why is the person who did it complaining about what's already over?
Let's stop!
If you can do it in the past so you won't do it in the future,
you've already done it, so it won't be like it used to be, right?
It won't fit in, it won't fit in, it won't fit in, it won't fit in.
Your life is over.
Where is it going to be?
I'm just a guy who complains about fried chicken, and I'm not used to it, so I'm not going to make a loud voice.
Make a loud voice.
I made fried chicken out of a walking kid's dumpling and made a loud voice.
It's weird for you to say you're going to make a loud voice.
You're the type of person who abandons hope in the heat of the moment, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
Take a look at this for now.
Take a look at this and catch up.
You know what?
Take a look at this for now.
Big boobs.
Big boobs?
Boobs?
Take a look at this and catch up.
This is it, but fried chicken!
You're a former colleague of the agency.
Why is it vague?
Look at this. Calm down.
Yumemaru poured it on purpose.
I can't help it, so I'll apologize.
Can't you put it back in?
It's better for me to put lemon on it, so I'll put lemon on it.
Why do you bring the one before you?
There's another one that just came out.
Why do you bring the old one?
I don't need a back number.
That's what I'm talking about.
Don't say you don't like it.
I'll eat it.
This is it.
It's good.
It's good, so it's good.
I wanted to eat only mayonnaise.
I've never heard of mayonnaise and lemon.
Try it.
It's not bad, but...
If it's not bad, I don't care.
I don't care.
It's a nuisance.
I can't say it out loud.
Why don't you say it out loud?
I want to do it again.
That's right.
Why are you fighting?
I'm not looking at you.
I'm looking at you.
You've changed your mind.
It's not good for you.
You have a round boobs.
Why do you say like that?
Because you said it's not good for you.
I'm sorry for that.
You don't have to be angry.
Why do you say like that?
It's your fault.
Do you know how much I was looking forward to eating fried chicken today?
But he gave me two lemons.
You can order it and eat it.
But it was delicious, wasn't it?
It was delicious, but I'll forgive you this time.
I'll forgive you this time.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here!
You two are scary.
That's right.
This time, it's Yumemaru who is at his limit.
I'm scared.
It's a fire and oil battle.
By the way...
Stop it, Kazuha!
I'm in 8th place.
Anyway, Toshimi-san and Kiyoka came later.
How was it?
It's harder than I thought.
It's a fight between adults.
When I watch videos, I can't stop.
I can't stop.
Adults don't do that.
The only weapon I have prepared is boobs.
I'm sorry for this.
Let me see it once.
It's true that boobs are a sign of peace.
It's a sad story.
Ryo doesn't have boobs.
Ryo is Ecchan.
The second round.
I'm nervous.
I haven't been nervous like this for a while.
Please do me a favor.
Finally, it started.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'll see it.
Can I see it?
Yes, you can.
I'll open it.
I was sleeping when you said that.
You are really cool.
I admire you.
The content of the video is also interesting and funny.
You are particular about it.
The posing is also cool.
Sunglasses are cool, too.
Sunglasses are absolutely cool.
You make big things and pay a lot of money to make them.
The other day you made a buffet and a kebab.
It was a collaboration.
You are full of energy.
When I go to Hawaii with my family and have fun, I get a lot of attention.
I don't think you are old enough to take your children with you.
I have a question for you.
How old are you?
You said you were five years old.
I'm talking about SEIKIN.
I want SEIKIN to be cool.
You are talking about SEIKIN.
I'm talking about SEIKIN.
What are you talking about?
Why do you think so?
I wanted SEIKIN to be cool.
We are connected, so what should we do?
It can't be helped.
I'm angry with you.
Why are you angry with me?
I'm angry with you.
You said you were angry with me.
I'm angry with you.
We are connected, so what should we do?
I'm angry with you.
SEIKIN's recent video style is very cool.
What kind of video is it?
He is an A.I.
HIKAKIN also uploads videos of A.I.
An old website is buried.
Annie is buried.
He bought a watch!
What?
- I bought it! - I bought a watch.
I bought it for 4 million yen when I went skiing.
That's not cool.
I think I used it the most in Harajuku today.
You said it was the coolest thing!
What?
You were wrong.
What?
You were the coolest before the video.
You have a lot of boxes and you just step on the stairs.
No way!
We have to be careful, but it's fine.
After all, there are more subscribers than ever.
I thought you were making a video that resonated with the most people.
It's not like that.
I'm not going in a complicated direction.
All of the songs I'm making are my brothers.
All of the music videos I'm making are my brothers.
You're noisy!
Recently, recently!
I'm not interested in you!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry for this.
I'm sorry for what I just said.
You guys were so excited about "Zasto".
I heard everything recently.
Shut up!
It was really cool!
Where are you going?
No way!
Why?
I'm sorry.
He's a kid.
He won't move like this.
But it's better for me to do this.
I'm sorry.
You're coming back!
Why are you coming back?
You go first!
Do you want me to pay you in cash?
Be honest.
Did you just take it?
Of course I did.
Why do you want me to pay you?
The end!
But you did it!
I didn't know there was such a way of fighting.
Both of them have justice, so it's not good to make a good face for either of them.
And you were good at it.
Make people leave you.
That was great.
I'm going to keep you as a member of Koyamoto Suzuki.
I got it.
I'm so lucky!
Good luck!
Really?
We're ready, so we're going to keep our eyes closed and keep fighting.
Shibata-san, are you ready?
Yes!
Round three, get ready!
Entai?
I know where you are.
Can I talk to you?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
I'm happy to be a member of an overseas band.
Entai-san?
I don't think you're on the right.
Oh, you're right.
Are you in a hurry?
I'm in a hurry.
You're really in a hurry.
This is annoying.
You're not on the left.
I think you're going straight.
Straight?
It took you a lot of time.
I'm sorry I don't know the new way.
You're always in Tokyo, aren't you?
I live in Tokyo, but...
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
It's getting more and more irritating.
Fast breaks, fast breaks, fast breaks, you’ll feel slightly bad if you get hit, please don’t stop suddenly!
What about the engineer?
Sorry, I’ve got a bit off.
It’s because the driver didn’t go on the road.
The driver is right, and he turned right, no, he was right now, he turned left, he was right now.
Oh yeah yeah!
Oh yeah it is!
Hey you.
Why are you stopping?
Hey you.
You're not looking at me.
If you go forward...
Can I sit down for a while?
What are you doing with the pole?
I'll put it down.
- The pole is not working. - Let's do it again.
Hey you.
Go forward for a second.
Hey you.
Go forward for a second.
Hey you!
This is the first time we've seen you get so angry.
You're not good.
No, I'm not.
That's enough.
Get out of here.
I can't make it if I get out of here.
Get out of here.
Please take a different one.
The meter is changing.
I'm going out now.
That's enough!
Hey, you guys are having fun, aren't you?
You guys are having fun, aren't you?
Hey, listen up.
What?
Listen up.
We weren't talking about tomorrow and the day after, right?
What do you mean?
Nothing.
It might have been yesterday, but it wasn't weird.
Scary, scary, scary!
What is this?
So...
What's up?
Isn't it okay if we do it again next week?
What?
You said it's okay if we do it again next week.
It's totally fine.
Um... you...
What?
You want to raise your collar now, don't you?
You don't want to raise your collar, do you?
The truth is...
Collar?
You know it very well, but...
You said you know the way, but you don't know it.
If you don't know it, you're not responsible for it.
It happens a lot.
It's not limited to this person.
Even if you don't know the way, it's...
First...
Second...
First...
Isn't there such a word?
The end!
Shibayashi-san, what kind of strategy was it?
It was a common strategy, even if we know each other better than the two of us.
I see.
If there was someone more dangerous, we wouldn't be able to unite here.
That's right.
As a premise, usually the taxi driver is one hundred percent.
Certainly.
If you're in trouble, you really have to be in trouble.
There really is.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Then, please!
Stand up!
Wow, this is awesome!
It's always like this.
The last boss is strong.
The ending is very impactful.
It's like a gatling...
It's like a gatling of a drunken man.
It's like a gatling of a drunk man.
It's like a goemon's...
What kind of goemon?
It's like a goemon's...
Do it again!
I'm on fire!
It's like that.
It takes a little time.
It's long.
It's like a full-length movie.
I'm on fire!
From the second one, it has an impact like this.
That's what's fun.
I see.
I'm on fire!
It goes into space.
I tried to hold it.
Wait a minute. Are you trying to hold it?
Are you a man who is trying to hold it now?
It's okay if you have a bad breath.
Don't hold it.
I'm not trying to hold it.
You can't hold it.
You're holding it as soon as you hold it.
It smelled bad.
You can't hold it.
You're mistaken.
You're holding it like this.
You're holding it.
Why do you get angry like that?
I have a sense of humor.
You can have a bad breath.
Why do you have a bad breath?
You don't have to be satisfied with yourself.
I had a good breath. I'm healthy today.
It doesn't make sense for you to give me a bad breath like that.
We were playing games together.
Who are you?
I'm dirty.
We decided to play games together.
Are you my friend?
I'm your friend.
It doesn't matter.
I was his friend.
We were playing games together.
You're the most dirty.
I'm not dirty.
You're not funny.
You're bad.
You're not funny.
It's because you smell bad.
You're trying to hide your face.
Don't show me your bad breath.
We wanted to make people laugh by making them laugh.
We wanted to make people laugh with games.
We were doing that with the game.
You didn't buy it.
You took it.
You lent me the controller.
I took it.
You don't have to do that.
You don't have to give me proof that you are alive.
Why do you want me to leave proof that you are alive?
You didn't buy it.
You don't have to leave proof that you are alive.
You can leave me proof that you are alive anywhere.
I was living my life here.
I don't know what you're saying.
What am I saying?
Good evening. My name is Shoufutei Chusai.
Shoufutei Chusai?
It may be a good or bad thing for a married couple not to eat dogs, but it's the same for friends.
A fight between friends is not good.
Now I will be your consultation partner, so you can tell me what's bothering you.
Then I will ask you, "What's wrong?"
So I want you to tell me what's bothering you.
Depending on your humor, I will give you a Zabutom as a gift.
I have a Zabutom now.
If you get three Zabutoms, I will give you a gift.
That's why I used a Zabutom.
You had a Zabutom, didn't you?
No, I didn't use it.
I hid my Zabutom.
Even if you're really angry, you can't help it.
If you say humorous things and liven up today's game session, you will receive a gift.
What do you think?
I don't like it at all.
What's wrong with you?
Don't be angry.
Take a Zabutom with you.
No, I can't.
Hey, Yamada-kun.
Please focus on me.
We can't get along even if we just complain, right?
Yes, yes.
Alright, Koshimizu-kun.
I'm pissed off.
What's wrong?
The taxi driver...
He apologizes even if we take the wrong road.
Yamada-kun, bring me one.
Yes, sir!
Oh, here it is!
It's E-ONE.
E-ONE?
Oh, you don't trust me?
Alright, Yamada-san.
I'm pissed off.
What's wrong?
The other day, there was a huge traffic jam on the road.
As I was passing by, I saw the driver's face.
He was sleeping in the driver's seat.
I thought it was bad, so I stopped the car and knocked on the window.
I said, "Excuse me."
He said, "Whoa!"
I don't know if he was in a hurry or not, but when I opened the throttle, I was about to be pulled out of the car.
It was terrible.
After that, I stopped and asked, "Are you okay?"
He said, "I'm fine, I'm fine. Sorry, I was sleeping."
I was so pissed off that I couldn't say anything.
I'm sorry.
It's true.
It's not fiction.
It's true.
Yamada-kun! Bring me two!
Yes, sir!
That's amazing.
I don't like it when the game is hard, so it's getting softer and softer.
It's a good feeling to play a game.
Shimizu-kun!
You're so serious.
What's wrong?
Before the song started, you said, "Whoa, the furniture is heavy, so I'm asking for a delivery."
I don't know why, but I waited 50 minutes for you to ask me for a delivery.
What?
It's a long time, idiot!
You asked me for a delivery?
I asked you for a delivery, but you dropped the WBC seven times.
Are you a premier or a baseball player?
Yamada-kun!
Bring me one!
Yes, sir!
What?
What do you mean "yes, sir"?
Toshimitsu-san! Bring me a few!
It's a present!
Toshimitsu-kun!
When I think about it again, I don't care if you're a driver or a furniture shop owner.
It doesn't matter that much.
I have a gift for you.
What?
I bought it for you.
It's important to me.
What?
If you tell me now, I'll reserve it for you.
Really?
Can you tell me your partner's name?
What?
It's interesting.
It's interesting, isn't it?
It's Koji Seto.
The end.
Why me?
How did you like it?
I thought I had no choice but to apply it to the story.
You forced yourself into it, didn't you?
I tried to force myself into it, and a miracle happened.
Right?
It was a miracle.
When I was in the taxi, I was worried about what to do.
I really got involved in it.
I'm curious about one more thing.
Is it okay to use a real name of "recovery hand"?
It's a feeling-appropriate name, isn't it?
Recovery hand
Each of you had your own pattern, didn't you?
I had fun doing it.
By the way, it's a Grand Prix this time.
The one who gets the most praise doesn't feel bad about it.
So, if you're in a good mood, please announce it.
Me?
Yes, you.
I'm good at everything.
Then, I'll announce it.
The winner of "SHIMA MIRABURI" is...
- Straightforward. - Straightforward.
- I think so, too. - Yeah.
- Like a police officer. - Yeah, yeah.
- Like a police officer. - Oh, I see.
- Staying away. - Staying away.
- So you weren't a playboy. - No, I wasn't.
- No, you weren't. - You looked like you were in space.
- As a way of complimenting someone,
- It was the best. - Yeah.
- I was doing that, but I was still surprised.
- I had to calm down.
- That's amazing.
- What about the others?
- I had to show all of my boobs.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you have to show your boobs.
- I didn't wear a space suit.
- What about you, Tetsuya? - I don't know.
- We didn't ask you.
- I thought you were going to push us in.
- I'm not a playboy. - You're not a playboy.
- So, we have a winner of "SHIMA MIRABURI".
- It's a good prize.
- So, we don't want you to need it.
- See you in the next Grand Prix.
- Bye!